{"id":31,"date":"2012-02-13T00:12:46","date_gmt":"2012-02-12T23:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tristanhoffmann.de\/blog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2012-02-13T00:30:37","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T23:30:37","slug":"2-minutes-or-gta-in-munich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.tristanhoffmann.de\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"2 minutes or GTA in Munich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It began with a peaceful gathering at our place to eat some delicious Chocolate-Cherry cake and having fun watching &#8220;Big Bang Theory&#8221;. We then wanted to try the Michaelibad as part of our traditional swim on Sunday, but I thought the train would go 21:18 not 21:16 so we missed it and took the next one to Max-Weber-Platz. There we would have to wait for 8 minutes so I suggested using DriveNow, the next Mini Cooper D was just 150 meters away &#8211; this is were the GTA part began. We picked the car, got in and rushed to the Michaelibad &#8211; definitely not exceeding the speed limit, but making full use of the car&#8217;s acceleration. After a few minutes I noticed some blinking light in the rear mirror and read &#8220;STOP POLICE&#8221;. I sighed, thought about what I could&#8217;ve done wrong and stopped. A friendly policewomen approached us and asked for my license and our destination. She told us we we&#8217;re heading in the wrong direction (which turned out to be wrong) and asked whether I&#8217;d taken any drugs. She asked over and over again whether I could pass a urine test (&#8220;it would reveal consumptions of a few weeks past&#8230;&#8221;) and we started getting annoyed &#8211; since every minute is worth 0.29 \u20ac you can&#8217;t like pointless conversations with (even though friendly) the police. When she let us go we noticed that we were driving without light. I was used to stop worrying about light, because all Drive-Now cars are equipped with light automatic. I didn&#8217;t consider the possibility to switch it off, though. Why didn&#8217;t the police say anything about driving without light? I can barely believe they didn&#8217;t notice&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We reached the Michaelibad about 10 minutes later than we would have taking the next train and I hit &#8220;stop booking&#8221; at the screen. It said parking there would be 11 point something \u20ac, because we were out of the city zone &#8211; of course it can&#8217;t be this easy. So I let my friends out and drove west to park in the first parking spot which *was* in the city zone. I left the car at about 21:55 and sprinted around without much orientation, looking for a suitable bus or tram stop, but didn&#8217;t find one. My goal would now be to reach Michaelibad again before they close and swim at least 100 meters. So I finally ran to Leuchtenbergring, one minute wait, one station to Ostbahnhof, arrived 21:14, took the U5 at 21:19 and arrived 22:26 (90 seconds late) at the subway station Michaelibad.<\/p>\n<p>I ran to the entry, but nobody was at the cashier&#8217;s desk. When I asked an attendant how I could get in and he said it was too late. About to give up I looked around and spotted a machine labeled &#8220;tickets&#8221;. I feeded it properly and managed to get in at 22:30 (definitely felt a lot better than winning in a computer game), so I was in the water at about 22:35 and still managed to swim 250m and then met the others in the outdoor pool &#8211; target exceeded by 250% \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Who needs computer games when reality is this thrilling &#8211; if you just get the train departure time wrong by two minutes \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It began with a peaceful gathering at our place to eat some delicious Chocolate-Cherry cake and having fun watching &#8220;Big Bang Theory&#8221;. We then wanted to try the Michaelibad as part of our traditional swim on Sunday, but I thought the train would go 21:18 not 21:16 so we missed it and took the next &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.tristanhoffmann.de\/?p=31\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">2 minutes or GTA in Munich<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tristanhoffmann.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tristanhoffmann.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tristanhoffmann.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tristanhoffmann.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tristanhoffmann.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tristanhoffmann.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tristanhoffmann.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/36"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tristanhoffmann.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tristanhoffmann.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tristanhoffmann.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}